And Now for Something Completely Different

1:01:04

Oh, you pansy!

1:01:16

And now for something
completely different.

1:01:26

Hello, darling.
Sorry l'm so late.

1:01:28

That's all right, darIing.
I'm 20 minutes late myself.

1:01:31

- Let's not start worrying about that.
- lt's nice here, isn't it?

1:01:34

Yes. A very good restaurant.
Five stars, you know?

1:01:37

- Really?
- Oh, yes. Terrific reputation.

1:01:39

Good evening, madame.
Good evening, sir.

1:01:42

May l say what a pleasure it is
to see you here again, sir?

1:01:45

Thank you. Apparently,
the boeuf en croute is fantastic.

1:01:49

lf l may recommend, sir,
the faisan a la reine.

1:01:52

The sauce is one of the chef's
most famous creations.

1:01:55

- Mmm, that sounds very good.
- Sounds lovely.

1:01:57

Anyway, darling,
have a look at the menu.

1:02:00

See what you want.
Take your time.

1:02:02

By the way, l've got a bit of a dirty
fork. Could you get me another one?

1:02:06

- I beg your pardon?
- It's dirty. Could l get another fork?

1:02:10

-Sir, l do apologize.
-No need to apologize. Doesn't worry me.

1:02:14

No. l do apologize, sir.

1:02:16

l will fetch the headwaiter
immediatement.

1:02:19

No, please.
No need to do that.

1:02:22

Oh no.
I feel sure the headwaiter...

1:02:24

he wiIl want to apologize
to you himself, personally.

1:02:28

l cannot think how this has happened.
l will fetch him at once.

1:02:32

Well, you certainly
get good service here, don't you ?

1:02:35

Yes, they really
look after you here.

1:02:38

This alI looks delicious.

1:02:42

Excuse me, sir, madame.

1:02:46

This is filthy.
Who the helI washes up?

1:02:48

Find out who washes up and give
them their cards immediately.

1:02:51

No! On second thought,
we can't take any chances.

1:02:54

- Sack the entire washing-up staff
- l don't want to cause any troubIe.

1:02:58

lt's quite right that you bring
this sort of thing to our attention.