:58:01
lt's a stiff.
:58:03
Bereft of Iife.
lt rests in peace.
:58:06
If you hadn't nailed it to the perch,
it would be pushing up the daisies.
:58:10
lt's run down the curtain
and joined the choir invisible.
:58:14
This is an ex-parrot.
:58:22
Well. I'd better
replace it then.
:58:24
lf you want to get anything done in
this country you've got to complain ...
:58:27
till you're blue in the mouth.
:58:29
Sorry, squire.
We're right out of parrots.
:58:32
l see.
l get the picture.
:58:35
- l've got a slug.
- Does it talk?
:58:41
Not really.
:58:43
Well, it's scarcely
a replacement then, is it?
:58:49
Listen. l didn't want
to work in a pet shop.
:58:53
l wanted to be a lumberjack.
:58:58
Sorry. This is irrelevant.
:59:00
Yes, a lumberjack!
:59:00
Yes, a lumberjack!
:59:02
Leaping from trees as they float down
the mighty rivers of British Columbia.
:59:07
The giant redwood!
:59:09
The larch!
:59:12
The fir!
The mighty Scotch pine!
:59:15
What about my bIoody parrot?
:59:17
The smell of fresh-cut timber!
:59:20
The crash of mighty trees.
:59:23
With my best girl
by my side, we'd sing!
:59:32
I'm a lumberjack
and l'm okay
:59:35
I sleep all night
and I work all day
:59:38
He's a lumberjack
and he's okay
:59:40
He sleeps all night
and he works all day
:59:43
I cut down trees
I eat my lunch
:59:45
l go to the lavatory
:59:48
On Wednesday
I go shopping
:59:50
And have buttered scones for tea
:59:53
He cuts down trees
He eats his lunch
:59:56
He goes to the lavatory
:59:58
On Wednesday
he goes shopping