:21:00
- We've done the passion fruit.
- We done oranges, apples, grapefruits...
:21:05
- Whole and segments.
- Greengages, pomegranates.
:21:09
- Grapes, passion fruit.
- Lemons.
:21:11
- Plums.
- And mangoes in syrup.
:21:15
- How about cherries?
- We done them.
:21:18
- Red and black?
- Yes.
:21:22
All right, then.
:21:26
Bananas. We haven't
done bananas, have we?
:21:30
- No.
- Right!
:21:32
How to defend yourself
against a man armed with a banana!
:21:36
Catch. Now, it's quite simple
to deal with a banana fiend.
:21:41
First of all , you force him
to drop the banana.
:21:45
Then you eat the banana,
thus disarming him.
:21:49
You have now
rendered him helpless!
:21:51
- Suppose he's got a bunch.
- Shut up.
:21:54
- Suppose he's got a pointed stick.
- Shut up!
:21:58
Right! Now you, Mr. Apricot
:22:00
- Harrison.
- Sorry. Mr. Harrison.
:22:03
Come at me with that banana.
:22:05
Be as vicious as you Iike with it.
Come on. Attack me!
:22:10
No, no, no!
Put something into it, for God's...
:22:13
Hold the banana like that.
:22:15
That's better.
Now scream.
:22:18
Good. Right.
Now attack me.
:22:20
Come on, man ,
attack me!
:22:27
Next, l eat the banana.
:22:32
Now, l would just like
to point out...
:22:35
that this film is displaying
a distinct tendency to become silly.
:22:39
Now, nobody likes
a good laugh more than l do.
:22:44
Except, perhaps,
my wife and some of her friends.
:22:48
Oh , yes,
and Captain John son.
:22:50
Come to think of it, most people
like a good laugh more than l do.
:22:53
But that's beside the point. l'm warning
this film not to get siIly again.
:22:57
Right. Now, Director,
on the command "Cut'"...