And Now for Something Completely Different
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1:03:02
Find the manager and tell him
what has happened immediately!

1:03:06
- Please, l don't want to make any fuss.
- Oh, no, there's no fuss.

1:03:09
We simply wish to ensure
that nothing interferes...

1:03:12
with your complete
enjoyment of the meal.

1:03:14
l'm sure it won't.
lt was only a dirty fork.

1:03:17
l know, and l'm sorry.
Bitterly sorry.

1:03:22
But l know nothing I can say can alter
the fact that in this restaurant...

1:03:27
you have been given a dirty,
filthy, smelIy piece of cutlery.

1:03:32
- lt wasn't smelly.
- lt is smelly.

1:03:34
And obscene and disgusting.
l hate it.

1:03:37
- That's enough, Gilberto.
- Dirty, nasty, smutty!

1:03:42
Good evening, sir.
Good evening, madame.

1:03:44
l'm the manager.
l've only just heard what's happened.

1:03:48
- May l sit down?
- Yes, of course.

1:03:53
l want to apologize
humbly, deeply and sincerely...

1:03:58
about the fork.
1:04:00
No. Really, it was only a tiny piece
of dirt. You can hardly see it.

1:04:04
Oh, you're good, kind,
fine people for saying that.

1:04:09
But l can see it.
To me it's Iike a boulder...

1:04:13
a vast bowl of pus.
1:04:16
- Oh, it's not that bad.
- No, it gets me here.

1:04:21
l can't give you any excuses.
There are no excuses.

1:04:24
l've been meaning to spend
more time in the restaurant...

1:04:27
but l haven't been well recently and
things have been going badly back there.

1:04:32
Poor old Mrs. Dalrymple
who prepares the salad...

1:04:35
can hardly move
her poor, swollen fingers.

1:04:38
And then, of course,
there's Gilberto's war wound.

1:04:41
But they're good people,
and they're fine people...

1:04:44
and together we were beginning
to get over this bad patch.

1:04:48
There was light
at the end of the tunnel...

1:04:51
when this...
1:04:54
when this happened!
1:04:57
- Can l get you some water?
- lt's the end of the road!


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