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few people realise
that we lead the world in hernias.
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They also fail to realise that before
Columbus discovered your country,
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he stopped in San Marcos
and contracted a disease
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which can today be cured
with one shot of penicillin.
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- It's the same person, all right.
- This all smacks of conspiracy.
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You realise what a communist missile
base in San Marcos would do to us?
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Plus he has a history of subversive acts,
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demonstrations, and peace marches.
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This man is attempting the overthrow
of the united States government.
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All right, let's pick him up...
and throw the book at him.
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We'll make an example of this... hepcat.
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Hi. I hope I'm not being pushy,
but I have always wanted to meet you.
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I... I don't mean to bother you,
but I think that you are terrific.
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Really terrific. Me and my friends have
backed you from the very beginning
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of this career of yours.
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And l... We... I... I'm awestruck.
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I really don't know what to say.
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You know, it's very funny, but you
remind me of somebody I once knew.
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A boy. He... He was really...
No, he was really nothing like you.
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I mean, you're terrific.
He was just this little stupid clown.
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Just... I don't know
why I even mentioned it, but...
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He was... He was... He was an idiot.
You know, a real idiot and...
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Would you... Would you mind
if I kissed you... once?
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Could l... kiss you once?
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That was wonderful. It was
practically a religious experience.
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- I have a confession to make.
- What, love?
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I'm Fielding Mellish.