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of this career of yours.
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And l... We... I... I'm awestruck.
1:04:09
I really don't know what to say.
1:04:11
You know, it's very funny, but you
remind me of somebody I once knew.
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A boy. He... He was really...
No, he was really nothing like you.
1:04:22
I mean, you're terrific.
He was just this little stupid clown.
1:04:26
Just... I don't know
why I even mentioned it, but...
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He was... He was... He was an idiot.
You know, a real idiot and...
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Would you... Would you mind
if I kissed you... once?
1:04:43
Could l... kiss you once?
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That was wonderful. It was
practically a religious experience.
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- I have a confession to make.
- What, love?
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I'm Fielding Mellish.
1:05:02
My God.
1:05:05
I knew something was missing.
1:05:08
Good evening.
I'm Roger Grimsby with the news at six.
1:05:11
Top stories - the government
brings charges against Fielding Mellish
1:05:15
as a subversive imposter.
1:05:17
New York garbage men are striking
for a better class of garbage.
1:05:20
The National Rifle Association
declares death a good thing.
1:05:23
Details on these
and other stories in a moment.
1:05:36
Fielding Mellish, the President of
San Marcos, goes on trial for fraud,
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inciting to riot, conspiracy
to overthrow the government
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and using the word "thighs"
in mixed company.
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Please rise. Court is now in session.
Judge Seymour Watson presiding.
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The People versus Fielding Mellish.
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I object, Your Honour.
This trial is a travesty.
1:05:57
It's a travesty of a mockery
of a sham of a mockery