:27:01
Do you really think so, darling?
:27:04
lt does have a certain kind of style.
:27:06
l mean, look, it's very flat here...
:27:10
...not much hips, and...
:27:14
...here....
:27:18
lt's a little early in the day
for this sort of thing, isn't it?
:27:26
Maybe you just don't sleep with girls.
:27:34
You don't.
:27:39
Well, listen, we're practically
living together, so if you only like boys...
:27:43
...l mean, l wouldn't dream
of pestering you.
:27:47
Well, do you sleep with girls, or don't you?
:27:49
You don't ask questions like that.
:27:52
l do.
:27:56
All right.
:27:58
lf you insist.
:28:00
l do not sleep with girls.
:28:04
Let me be absolutely accurate.
:28:06
l've gone through the motions
of sleeping with girls exactly...
:28:10
...three times.
:28:11
All of them disastrous.
:28:16
The word for my sex life now is...
:28:19
...''nil,'' or...
:28:21
...as you Americans would say...
:28:23
...''plenty of nuttin'''!
:28:29
All right?
:28:40
Why didn't you tell me in the first place?
:28:44
Look, Brian.
:28:46
You're absolutely my best friend.
:28:49
And friends are much harder to find
than lovers.
:28:51
Besides, sex always screws up
a friendship, anyway, if you let it.
:28:56
So we won't let it.