:28:00
l do not sleep with girls.
:28:04
Let me be absolutely accurate.
:28:06
l've gone through the motions
of sleeping with girls exactly...
:28:10
...three times.
:28:11
All of them disastrous.
:28:16
The word for my sex life now is...
:28:19
...''nil,'' or...
:28:21
...as you Americans would say...
:28:23
...''plenty of nuttin'''!
:28:29
All right?
:28:40
Why didn't you tell me in the first place?
:28:44
Look, Brian.
:28:46
You're absolutely my best friend.
:28:49
And friends are much harder to find
than lovers.
:28:51
Besides, sex always screws up
a friendship, anyway, if you let it.
:28:56
So we won't let it.
:29:03
Okay, Sally.
:29:22
''You would have been,
he would have been....''
:29:27
Pluperfect tense.
:29:29
''l have been....''
:29:34
lf you did a little homework,
instead of gadding about all over town....
:29:38
Fraulein Schneider,
there's a new pupil coming at 3:00.
:29:41
-Would you show her up, please?
-Certainly.
:29:44
''You had have been, l had have been....''
:29:46
Future perfect.
:29:48
''l shall have....''
:29:50
''l shall have been.'' This English.
:29:53
l go now to try to pull a deal.
:29:56
Or l make business soon...
:29:58
...or l go as a gigolo.