:22:16
l wonder what the meanest, foulest,
rottenest, raunchiest sex crime ever was.
:22:20
Sadie! What do you think
the sex crime of the century was?
:22:25
Shit!
:22:26
l'm serious!
:22:29
l ought to kill you.
:22:46
How 'bout the Boston Strangler?
l always admired him.
:22:48
-Bush league!
-l've got it!
:22:50
-You sure?
-Yeah! Frood!
:22:53
-Frood?
-Sigmund Frood!
:22:56
Do you remember when a telephone pole
was just a telephone pole?
:23:00
-Yeah.
-Not anymore, sweetheart.
:23:03
lt's a giant puh-hay-lis.
:23:05
Puh-hay-lis?
:23:06
l can't even look at the Grand Canyon
anymore without crossing my legs.
:23:10
That's bullshit.
:23:13
This icing is delicious.
:23:15
You must get a lot of hysterical parents
calling you now, Sheriff?
:23:18
-lt's not that unusual, Mrs. Collingwood.
-Oh?
:23:21
We've gotten lots of calls like this
in the past few years.
:23:24
Kids running off to the big city
for a few days.
:23:27
Our chances are that Mari will be back
before supper.
:23:30
Still, it's wise of you to call us.
:23:33
At least all our phones are working.
:23:39
That's just great!
:23:41
We're a million miles from nowhere, too!
King car of the road!
:23:45
-All right, what's the matter?
-lt stopped!
:23:49
l think l've found the trouble.
:23:51
This thing pulled out,
and it's all covered with oil.
:23:54
Christ, didn't they teach you nothing
in reform school?
:23:57
Take it easy on him, he's just a kid.
:23:59
l know, but when l was his age,
l could fix any car in two seconds.