:44:00
lt's a birthday card,
a fucking birthday card!
:44:03
Well, what does it say?!
:44:06
Oh, God, Babs.
:44:07
'"Happy birthday, fatso.""
:44:11
""You are no longer
the filthiest person alive.
:44:13
'"We are.""
:44:14
Signed, ""The Filthiest
People Alive.""
:44:18
Just as l thought--
:44:19
a deliberate attempt
to seize my title!
:44:22
Eggman didn't do it, Babs.
:44:24
l know the eggman didn't do it.
:44:26
l don't think he did,
either, Mother.
:44:28
Now, shut up
and let me think, will you?
:44:29
That Cookie was asking
questions, Crackers.
:44:31
l heard her.
:44:32
She's right, Ma. She's right.
:44:34
But why would she
send us a turd?
:44:35
Who knows? Who knows?
:44:37
These are obviously
jealous people--
:44:39
jealous of our careers,
of all of our press.
:44:41
Why else would they sign that
""The Filthiest People Alive""?
:44:44
Everyone knows that that title
has become my trademark.
:44:46
Why, to use it in this way...
:44:48
is only to insinuate that
they are filthier than l.
:44:50
How could anyone
seriously believe that?
:44:52
How could anyone
be filthier than Divine?
:44:54
l'm afraid
our little vacation...
:44:56
must come to an end.
:44:57
This must be nipped in the bud.
:44:59
lt's already out of hand.
:45:00
Now we must outfilth...
:45:01
the asshole or assholes
that sent this.
:45:03
And then they must die!
:45:05
Connie and Raymond Marble...
:45:07
while you are away,
the servants will play.
:45:14
Well, Miss Sandstone...
:45:15
after going over
your qualifications...
:45:17
Mr. Marble and l feel
that you are not exactly...
:45:19
what we had in mind
for the job.
:45:21
Not only have you never
heard of Divine...
:45:23
which is one
of the key elements...
:45:24
for this particular job...
:45:26
but you also seem to show
a lack of general experience.
:45:29
And to be perfectly honest...
:45:30
we feel that you are
sort of a dullard.
:45:33
Why isn't Channing here
to take off my coat?
:45:36
He's getting lazier and lazier
as each day ends, Raymond.
:45:38
l'll speak to him.
:45:40
We must remember that Channing
isn't as intelligent as us.
:45:44
This is a high security job,
as you can well imagine...
:45:48
and we personally
just don't feel...
:45:50
that you meet our--
oh, how should l say--
:45:53
our admittedly sometimes
stringent screening process.
:45:56
Who on earth is that?
:45:58
Sounds like Channing.
:45:59
Well, doing what,
l'd like to know.