:05:00
Then Rome, San Jacopo di
Compostela and Cologne
:05:06
Im no spring chicken
but l know how to have fun
:05:10
...and how to make people laugh
:05:14
Between you and me, lads, l
also know a few love potions
:05:21
Because, my darlings, l
know all the old dances
:05:37
Good folks, here are pardons
brought for you hot from Rome
:05:41
A piece of the Virgin's veil,
a scrap of Saint Peter's sail...
:05:49
...from when he used to sail, before
Christ taught him to walk on water
:05:53
Radix malorum est cupiditas...
cupidity is the root of evil
:05:58
Don't be miserly. Come, buy
:06:05
Nowhere in the Gospels does
it say we should remain virgins
:06:08
What were the genitals made
for? Not to lie there dormant
:06:13
And don't tell me they
were made just for pissing
:06:21
Ladies and gentlemen...
:06:22
- Quiet, give him a chance!
- ...your attention, please.
:06:29
Gentle folks, truly l welcome you...
:06:33
...from the bottom of my heart
:06:38
In all these years I
never saw a finer company
:06:43
You take the path to Canterbury
:06:46
God be with you and the holy
blessed martyrs will reward you
:06:50
Still, as experience is my teacher,
I know that in such a long journey...
:06:56
...you may become dreadfully
bored. Therefore accept my advice.