:06:05
Nowhere in the Gospels does
it say we should remain virgins
:06:08
What were the genitals made
for? Not to lie there dormant
:06:13
And don't tell me they
were made just for pissing
:06:21
Ladies and gentlemen...
:06:22
- Quiet, give him a chance!
- ...your attention, please.
:06:29
Gentle folks, truly l welcome you...
:06:33
...from the bottom of my heart
:06:38
In all these years I
never saw a finer company
:06:43
You take the path to Canterbury
:06:46
God be with you and the holy
blessed martyrs will reward you
:06:50
Still, as experience is my teacher,
I know that in such a long journey...
:06:56
...you may become dreadfully
bored. Therefore accept my advice.
:07:02
To shorten the way, each of you will
tell a tale on the road to Canterbury
:07:08
l shall be the judge, and your guide
:07:11
I'll accompany you at my own expense,
until you reach Canterbury. Agreed?
:07:29
l have resolved...
:07:31
...to be a wedded man
:07:33
l am convinced no other life is
as worthy; marriage is paradise
:07:40
When a man is old and grey he
should take a fair young wife...
:07:46
...to beget an heir...
:07:49
...and live a life of joy and pleasure
:07:52
Everyone agrees on this
:07:57
Few disagree, of whom
Theophrastus was one...