:37:01
Show business?!
:37:03
Well, sort of show business.
:37:05
You see, Dawn, we're planning
a little experiment...
:37:08
a beauty experiment,
you could call it...
:37:10
and we want you
to be our model.
:37:12
Sort of a glamorous
guinea pig, you might say.
:37:15
A beauty experiment?
:37:17
You see, my husband and l...
:37:18
enjoy taking pictures
a great deal.
:37:21
We'd like you to pose
for some rather unusual shots.
:37:24
Oh-ho, you mean pornography.
:37:26
Certainly not!
:37:28
Sex is not one
of our interests.
:37:30
As a matter of fact...
:37:31
one of the rules
you must always obey...
:37:33
is to never mention
the sex act in front of us.
:37:35
We find the subject
most repellent...
:37:38
and we must ask you to observe
this rule at all times.
:37:41
You should know that we view sex
as a violation of the spirit...
:37:44
and we would certainly never
allow ourselves to be caught...
:37:47
in one of those
ludicrous positions.
:37:50
Oh, of course,
of course. I'm so sorry.
:37:52
I really didn't know.
:37:53
Are you still a thief, Dawn?
:37:55
Yes, I am. Not as much
as I used to be...
:37:57
but I still rob houses.
:37:59
With those other two?
:38:00
Yes, Chicklette and Concetta.
:38:03
Would you allow us
to take some photos of you...
:38:05
committing various crimes?
:38:07
Crimes that tickled our fancy?
:38:09
I--I guess so.
:38:11
You see, our experiment involves
beauty and crime.
:38:14
We feel them to be one.
:38:16
We have a theory that crime
enhances one's beauty.
:38:20
The worse the crime gets,
the more ravishing one becomes.
:38:23
We want you to prove us right.
:38:25
Say yes, Dawn.
:38:26
Aren't you sick
of getting your hair done?
:38:29
Don't you want
the throbbing excitement...
:38:31
of a modeling career?
:38:32
We'll give you a new look,
an interest in life...
:38:35
and together,
we could overcome...
:38:37
this boredom
that imprisons us all.
:38:40
Well, I'd love to have
the two of you take my photos...
:38:43
but I won't get arrested,
will l?
:38:45
The police department
will not be involved.
:38:47
And any special favors,
well, don't hesitate to ask.
:38:51
Well, there is one thing.
:38:53
Ask, and you shall receive.
:38:55
Fire my husband.
:38:56
Gator?
:38:57
Yes! I want a divorce!