:40:00
and her head got caught
in the windshield!
:40:02
Oh, the ambulance should
be here soon, I think.
:40:05
I'm OK...I guess...
:40:08
Oh! It wasn't my fault!
:40:10
The other car
came out of nowhere...
:40:11
and l--I slammed
on the brakes.
:40:13
Look at this mess, Taffy!
:40:15
Broken glass and ketchup
all over my fine furniture!
:40:19
Call another ambulance!
Call anybody!
:40:23
Help me...
:40:26
Where did you
get this crap, Taffy?
:40:28
I told you to spend that money
I gave you on a cute outfit.
:40:30
But oh, no!
as soon as my back is turned...
:40:33
you run right out
and spend it on props...
:40:35
for your morbid little games.
:40:37
Well, I want it
cleaned up, pronto!
:40:39
We're having guests
for dinner...
:40:40
and I want you
on tiptop behavior...
:40:42
and looking as p-r-e-t-t-y
as humanly possible.
:40:46
Who's coming to dinner?
:40:48
Donald and Donna Dasher
are going to join us...
:40:51
for a small, informal buffet.
:40:53
And if you dare to embarrass me
in front of them...
:40:55
If I have to eat with Gator,
I'll spit food!
:40:57
I'm afraid I'm going
to have to be the one...
:40:59
to break the news
to you, Taffy.
:41:01
I've thrown Gator out
and started divorce proceedings.
:41:03
I don't want to seem overly
bitter, but I'd appreciate it...
:41:06
if you would destroy
all of his belongings.
:41:08
Well, hallelujah.
:41:11
I'd be happy to, mother.
:41:19
I'm going to go
sink into a long...
:41:21
hot beauty bath now and...
:41:23
try to erase the stink
of a 5-year marriage.
:41:26
Someone at such a tender age
as you, Taffy...
:41:29
might find it
difficult to understand...
:41:31
what a long, hard, painful
decision this was on my part.
:41:36
I'm a free woman now, and my
life is just ready to begin.
:41:42
Oh, Ernie, have another pretzel,
for Christ's sake.
:41:46
Wait till you meet
my little Gator.
:41:48
You two are gonna
fall right in love.
:41:51
My dear, I hope so.
Are you sure he's gay?
:41:55
Well, I just use common sense.
:41:57
I mean, if they're smart,
they're queer.