1:01:04
l'll pass with seven niggers, six spics,
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five Micks, four kikes,
three guineas, and one wop.
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You almost punched me out, didn't ya?
1:01:12
l was trying to make a point,
1:01:14
that it's the suppression of the word
that gives it the power,
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the violence, the viciousness.
1:01:20
Dig. lf President Kennedy would
just go on television and say
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''l'd like to introduce you
to all the niggers in my cabinet.''
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And if he'd just say ''nigger, nigger''
to every nigger he saw,
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''Boogie, boogie, boogie,
nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger,''
1:01:36
till it didn't mean anything any more!
1:01:38
Then you'd never be able
to make a black kid cry
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because somebody called him
a nigger in school.
1:01:49
l am of Semitic background. l'm Jewish.
1:01:53
Now, a Jew, dictionary-style,
is one who is descended
1:01:56
from one of the tribes of Judea
1:01:58
or one who is regarded
to have descended from them.
1:02:01
But you and l know what a Jew really is:
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One who killed our Lord!
1:02:09
l don't know if it got much
press coverage here on the West Coast
1:02:13
cos it was 2,000 years ago.
1:02:14
Although there should be a statute of
limitations, we're still paying the dues.
1:02:19
Why do you keep busting
our balls for this crime?!
1:02:22
''Why? Because you skirt the issue.
You blame it on Roman soldiers.''
1:02:27
l'm gonna clear the air once
and for all, and confess.
1:02:30
We did it. My family, l did it.
1:02:34
We found a note in the basement:
''We killed him'', signed Morty.
1:02:39
Good thing we nailed him when we did,
1:02:41
because if we had done it within
the last 50 years, we'd have to contend
1:02:45
with generations
of parochial schoolkids
1:02:47
with little electric chairs
hanging around their necks.
1:02:52
- 1 ,000 a week?
- (man) Yeah. That's right.
1:02:55
No. No, no. We want 1 3...
1:02:59
- Uh... 1 500 a week minimum...
- 1 5?!