1:02:01
But you and l know what a Jew really is:
1:02:06
One who killed our Lord!
1:02:09
l don't know if it got much
press coverage here on the West Coast
1:02:13
cos it was 2,000 years ago.
1:02:14
Although there should be a statute of
limitations, we're still paying the dues.
1:02:19
Why do you keep busting
our balls for this crime?!
1:02:22
''Why? Because you skirt the issue.
You blame it on Roman soldiers.''
1:02:27
l'm gonna clear the air once
and for all, and confess.
1:02:30
We did it. My family, l did it.
1:02:34
We found a note in the basement:
''We killed him'', signed Morty.
1:02:39
Good thing we nailed him when we did,
1:02:41
because if we had done it within
the last 50 years, we'd have to contend
1:02:45
with generations
of parochial schoolkids
1:02:47
with little electric chairs
hanging around their necks.
1:02:52
- 1 ,000 a week?
- (man) Yeah. That's right.
1:02:55
No. No, no. We want 1 3...
1:02:59
- Uh... 1 500 a week minimum...
- 1 5?!
1:03:02
- ..guaranteed against a percentage.
- Percentage? What percentage?
1:03:06
- What percentage?
- Yeah.
1:03:10
- (mouths)
- Uh, 20 per cent?
1:03:13
Get outta here!
The guy's a fad, like Hula-Hoops.
1:03:16
Oh, l'm a fucking fad? 30!
1:03:19
Look, uh... did l say 20 per cent?
l really meant to say 30 per cent.
1:03:24
30 per cent? l never paid an actor
30 per cent in my life.
1:03:27
Well, you know Lenny. He's, uh... crazy.
1:03:32
Crazy? Are you guys trying to screw me?
1:03:34
- Yes.
- How crazy can he be?
1:03:37
You pay me what l want
or l don't show up.
1:03:39
- Who is that?
- Pay Lenny or he don't go to work...
1:03:42
(yells unintelligibly)
1:03:46
- What's going on there?
- Look, l'll call you back.
1:03:49
(both laugh)
1:03:51
No, man, it's a lot of bullshit, man,
l'm just a comic.
1:03:54
Yeah, but for a nightclub comic,
1:03:56
you certainly have a great deal
of social impact.
1:03:59
No. Come on, man.