:18:01
- Sonja, please.
- No, I mean it.
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Men...
:18:09
Next week, we leave for the front.
:18:12
The object will be to kill
as many Frenchmen as possible.
:18:16
Naturally, they are going to try
and kill as many Russians as possible.
:18:21
If we kill more Frenchmen, we win.
:18:24
If they kill more Russians, they win.
:18:28
What do we win?
:18:31
What do we win, Private?
:18:34
Imagine your loved ones
conquered by Napoleon
:18:37
and forced to live under French rule.
:18:40
Do you want them to eat
that rich food and those heavy sauces?
:18:43
No.
:18:45
Do you want them to have
soufflé every meal and croissant?
:18:49
No.
:18:51
Men, since you are all getting a three-day
furlough before going into battle,
:18:56
we would like to show you
this little hygiene play.
:19:02
Goodbye. I hope you had a good time.
:19:05
I did. I had a good time.
:19:09
What's this sore on my lip?
I'd better see the doctor.
:19:13
Doc, I have this sore on my lip.
:19:16
- You have a social disease, my friend.
- Oh, my God.
:19:19
If you do not treat it, you will go blind.
:19:22
Or insane!
:19:27
Well, men. That is the end of the play.
:19:30
Have a good time on your furlough,
but look after yourselves!
:19:34
- Well, what did you think of the play?
- It was weak. I was never interested.
:19:38
Although the doctor
was played with gusto.
:19:40
The girl had a delightful cameo role.
:19:42
A satire of contemporary mores, a spoof
aimed more at the heart than the head.
:19:46
I'm planning to spend
the next three days in a brothel.
:19:49
- Can't you come with me?
- No. I went to a brothel once in my life.
:19:53
I got hiccups. It was over like that.
:19:55
And there's someone I must see
in Saint Petersburg.
:19:58
Well, have fun.