Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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I am Arthur, king of the Britons.
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My Liege!
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Good Sir Knight, will you come with me
to Camelot...

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and join us at the Round Table?
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My Liege, I would be honored!
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- What is your name?
- Bedevere, my Liege.

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Then I dub you Sir Bedevere...
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Knight of the Round Table.
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The wise Sir Bedevere was the first
to join King Arthur's knights.

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But other illustrious names
were soon to follow.

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Sir Lancelot the Brave.
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Sir Galahad the Pure.
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And Sir Robin the
Not-Quite-So-Brave-As Sir Lancelot...

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who had nearly fought
the Dragon of Angnor...

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who nearly stood up to
the Chicken of Bristol...

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and personally wet himself at
the Battle of Badon Hill.

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And the aptly named,
Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film.

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Together they formed a band
whose names and deeds...

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were retold throughout the centuries!
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The knights of the Round Table.
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And that, my Liege, is how we know
the Earth to be banana-shaped.

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This new learning amazes me.
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Explain again how sheeps' bladders
may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

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- Certainly, sir.
- Look, my Liege!

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- Camelot!
- Camelot!

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It's only a model.
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Knights, I bid you welcome
to your new home.

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Let us ride to Camelot!
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We're knights of the Round Table
We dance when e're we're able

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We do routines and chorus scenes
with footwork impeccable

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We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot

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We're knights of the Round Table
Our shows are formidable

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But many times we're given rhymes
that are quite unsingable

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We're opera mad in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot


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