Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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:26:03
Hello!
:26:12
HelIo!
:26:15
Hello? Who is it?
:26:17
It is King Arthur, and these are
my Knights of the Round Table.

:26:20
Whose castle is this?
:26:22
This is the castle of my master,
Guy di Loimbard.

:26:26
Go and tell your master...
:26:28
that we have been charged by God
with a sacred quest.

:26:32
If he will give us tood and shelter
for the night...

:26:35
he can join us in our quest
for the Holy Grail.

:26:38
I'll ask him, but I don't think
he'll be very keen.

:26:41
He's already got one, you see.
:26:45
- What?
- He says they've already got one.

:26:49
Are you sure he's got one?
:26:51
Yes. It's very nice.
:26:53
I told him we already got one.
:26:57
Well, can we come up
and have a look?

:27:00
Of course not!
You are English types.

:27:04
What are you?
:27:06
I'm French ! Why do you think I have
this outrageous accent, you silly king?

:27:11
- What are you doing in England?
- Mind your own business!

:27:16
If you will not show us the Grail,
we shall take your castle by force.

:27:20
You don't frighten us,
English pig-dogs!

:27:24
Go and boil your bottoms,
sons of a silly person!

:27:28
I blow my nose at you,
so-called Arthur King!

:27:32
You and all your silly English...
:27:35
"kniggits."
:27:43
- What a strange person.
- Look here, my good man--

:27:47
I don't want to talk to you no more...
:27:49
you empty-headed animal
food-trough wiper!

:27:54
I fart in your general direction.
:27:56
Your mother was a hamster...
:27:58
and your father smelt of elderberries!

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