:56:02
Who said that?
:56:07
l don't know. l think
it may have been Leopold and Loeb.
:56:15
Hello.
:56:21
No. What's the matter?
:56:26
You sound terrible.
:56:29
No, what-- Sure, l--
:56:31
What kind of emergency?
:56:33
No, stay there.
l'll come over right now.
:56:37
Just stay there.
l'll come right over.
:56:40
lt's me. Open up.
Are you okay?
:56:42
What's the matter?
Are you all right?
:56:45
There's a spider in the bathroom.
:56:47
- What?
- There's a big spider in the bathroom.
:56:53
You got me here at 3:00 a.m.
'cause a spider's in the bathroom?
:56:57
You know how l am about insects. l can't
sleep with that thing crawling around.
:57:01
Kill it!
What's wrong with you?
:57:04
Don't you have Raid in the house?
:57:07
l told you a thousand times
to keep a lot of insect spray.
:57:12
- You never know who will crawl over.
- l know.
:57:14
And a first aid kit
and fire extinguisher.
:57:17
Give me a magazine,
'cause l'm a little tired.
:57:19
You make fun of me,
but l'm prepared for anything.
:57:22
An emergency, a tidal wave,
an earthquake.
:57:26
What is this?
Did you go to a rock concert?
:57:30
Yeah.
:57:31
Really?
How'd you like it?
:57:35
Was it heavy? Did it achieve
total "heavyosity"?
:57:39
lt was just great!
:57:42
l've got an idea. Call the guy
who took you to the rock concert...
:57:45
and he can come and kill the spider.
:57:47
l called you.
You want to help me or not?
:57:50
Since when do you read the National
Review? What are you turning into?
:57:54
l like to get all points of view.
:57:57
Wonderful. Get William F. Buckley
to kill the spider.