:57:01
Kill it!
What's wrong with you?
:57:04
Don't you have Raid in the house?
:57:07
l told you a thousand times
to keep a lot of insect spray.
:57:12
- You never know who will crawl over.
- l know.
:57:14
And a first aid kit
and fire extinguisher.
:57:17
Give me a magazine,
'cause l'm a little tired.
:57:19
You make fun of me,
but l'm prepared for anything.
:57:22
An emergency, a tidal wave,
an earthquake.
:57:26
What is this?
Did you go to a rock concert?
:57:30
Yeah.
:57:31
Really?
How'd you like it?
:57:35
Was it heavy? Did it achieve
total "heavyosity"?
:57:39
lt was just great!
:57:42
l've got an idea. Call the guy
who took you to the rock concert...
:57:45
and he can come and kill the spider.
:57:47
l called you.
You want to help me or not?
:57:50
Since when do you read the National
Review? What are you turning into?
:57:54
l like to get all points of view.
:57:57
Wonderful. Get William F. Buckley
to kill the spider.
:58:00
You're a little hostile,
you know that?
:58:03
Not only that,
you look thin and tired.
:58:06
lt's 3:00 in the morning.
You got me out of bed.
:58:10
l ran over. l couldn't get a taxi.
You said it was an emergency.
:58:13
l ran up the stairs.
:58:15
l was more attractive
when the evening began.
:58:18
Are you going with
a right-wing rock-and-roll star?
:58:21
Would you like
a glass of chocolate milk?
:58:24
- What am l, your son? l came over for--
- l've got the good chocolate.
:58:29
- Where's the spider?
- lt's in the bathroom.
:58:32
Don't squish it. After it's dead,
flush it down the toilet, okay?
:58:36
l've been killing spiders
since l was 30. Okay?
:58:44
lt's a very big spider.
A lot of trouble. There's two of 'em.
:58:48
l didn't think it was that big,
but it's a major spider.
:58:50
- You got a broom or snow shovel?
- l left it at your house. l'm sorry.
:58:55
What are you doing?
:58:57
There's a spider in your bathroom
the size of a Buick.