:15:00
...is to put you on an allowance.
- On a what?
:15:03
What kind of lunatic spends $ 1000 on
lunch when he's out of a job and in debt?
:15:07
The kind that knows you can't
get a job if you look like a loser.
:15:10
If I was Diners Club, I'd bronze your
stomach and put it in the hall of fame.
:15:13
Point number two.
:15:14
Your job is to get on the food stamp
program, look for work in your field...
:15:18
Excuse me, why don't I get a "job" job?
Like a busboy or a waiter?
:15:23
If we're not too proud
to go on welfare...
:15:25
- We can't afford it.
- Can't afford it?
:15:27
You earn more money on unemployment
than you could in any of those jobs.
:15:31
My job is to get a "job" job.
:15:34
- You're gonna get a job?
- Yes. Incredible as it may seem.
:15:38
May I ask... No offense, mind you.
What do you think you're qualified to do?
:15:42
Secretary of the treasury
seems to be filled.
:15:45
- There must be lots of things I can do.
- You never worked a day in your life.
:15:48
You can't type,
and you can't take shorthand.
:15:51
I'm a college graduate.
:15:53
Reasonably intelligent.
Not altogether unattractive.
:15:55
Yes, but will you be happy
being a hooker?
:16:00
The only jobs you consider me
qualified for are secretary and hooker.
:16:04
You're not qualified to be a secretary.
:16:12
What an interview.
:16:14
Don't take it too hard, honey.
It's only the first time.
:16:17
Take it too hard?
I start on Monday.
:16:21
That's wonderful.
:16:54
- The line ends after me, mister.
- Sorry.