Fun with Dick and Jane
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:18:00
And, well, that's why they fired me.
:18:03
For wearing a most demure gray maxi
with a matching cashmere twin set.

:18:07
- It's here in the letter from my analyst.
- Let me check this out.

:18:11
Maybe we should pick another line,
what do you say?

:18:13
Listen, man, it's no sweat.
They ain't gonna hassle you.

:18:16
Look what your card says.
Aerospace executive.

:18:19
Yeah, but I'm not that anymore.
:18:21
In here, man, you are what you were.
:18:23
You're gonna get 104 bucks a week.
All I get is 50.

:18:26
You're top guy around here.
:18:28
They ain't gonna mess
with a guy like you. No problem.

:18:32
Why do I have to see the supervisor?
It's all so simple.

:18:35
I'm sorry.
:18:37
All right. Shoot.
:18:45
I've seen some fruits in my day,
but he really takes the cake, huh?

:18:49
Not really.
:18:50
Come on. That's the flamingest
faggot I've ever seen.

:18:54
In the first place, he's a transsexual.
:18:57
Not a fruit, not a fag,
not even a homosexual.

:19:00
He has the mind, soul and desires
of a woman imprisoned in a man's body.

:19:06
Now, what can I do for you, sir?
:19:14
- Thank you.
- Oh, God.

:19:17
Good night.
:19:19
Do you resent it that I got a job?
:19:21
Don't be silly.
:19:26
You shouldn't feel threatened...
:19:27
Look, I don't resent you getting a job.
I'm thrilled you got a job.

:19:31
I can tell by your shouting.
:19:33
I'm shouting because I've got
an interview at 9 in the morning...

:19:36
...about food stamps,
and I'd like to get some sleep.

:19:39
Or maybe, now that you've conquered
the business world, we don't need them.

:19:43
I thought you were going today
to get food stamps.

:19:46
Jane, you just don't get food stamps.
:19:49
You don't come in off the street
and say, "I'd like food stamps"...

:19:52
...and they give you some.
:19:53
It happens to be a very difficult
and complicated process.

:19:57
- I'm sure you can handle it, sweetie.
- I don't know.


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