:04:04
Remember, these are the boys that take
the long hauls. They really did it today.
:04:12
- Hoss... Where might I find the Bandit?
- I ain't seen him.
:04:16
- Over there behind his rig.
- Who wants to see him?
:04:18
- Who's askin'?
- I'm askin'.
:04:20
'Cause I'm the guy payin' him $25 a day
so all his loyal fans can look at him.
:04:24
Do it.
:04:27
I'm buyin' your attraction
for a half an hour.
:04:38
Egotistical son of a bitch.
:04:40
A guy that paints his truck like this would go
to a minister's funeral dressed in feathers.
:04:45
(BIG ENOS) See, son? Old legends
never die. They just lose weight.
:04:51
Seems like a legend and an out-of-work
bum look a lot alike, Daddy.
:04:55
(BIG ENOS)
Bandit, me and my son are here.
:05:04
Oh, I love your suits.
:05:06
It must be a bitch gettin' a size
68 extra-fat and a 12 dwarf.
:05:10
I came to make a deal. What's he get
if he wins this truck rodeo thing?
:05:15
- (BANDIT) If?!
- $5,000, Daddy.
:05:18
- Chicken-shit money.
- Just what the hell you want, anyway?
:05:22
You to get out of this dumb-ass rodeo
and accept a real challenge.
:05:31
(BANDIT) Gettin' to Texarkana and back
in 28 hours, that's no problem.
:05:36
- It ain't never been done before, hotshit.
- Watch your language, little lady.
:05:41
The problem is that Coors beer.
:05:43
You take that east of Texas
and that's, uh...that's bootleggin'.
:05:48
I believe you're just a little bit scared.
:05:50
Great psychology. Why don't you say
somethin' bad about my mother?
:05:54
- Your mama is so ugly...
- Look, you make this run for me.
:05:57
These Peterbilts are worth $80,000.
:05:59
That comes to about three grand
an hour if you make it in 28 hours.