:09:01
There ain't gonna be no more
Snowman and Bandit.
:09:04
Because I've got to go in the morning
to Conyers and pick up a load of manure.
:09:09
- Shitty job.
- Can I ask you a question?
:09:12
Sure. Ask me.
:09:14
What the hell do we wanna go to
Texas for and haul beer back here?
:09:17
For the good old American life.
:09:19
For the money, for the glory
and for the fun.
:09:22
Mostly for the money. You know
what we're gonna do with the money?
:09:26
- What?
- We're gonna buy a new rig.
:09:28
- You're crazy, you know that.
- Yeah.
:09:32
- How much money did you say it was?
- $80,000.
:09:35
$80,000?
:09:38
- Hm.
- Waynette!
:09:40
Now, Bo, I'm tellin' ya,
Fred here ain't gonna be no problem.
:09:44
- I can see he'll be a major asset.
- Besides, he's one hellacious watchdog.
:09:48
- Well, let's get goin'.
- Whoa. Hold it a minute.
:09:52
I got to ask you a question.
Sit right there, Fred.
:09:55
You mean to tell me
we're gonna drive from here
:09:58
to Texarkana, Texas,
and back to here in 28 hours?
:10:01
It's only 900 miles there
and 900 miles back.
:10:04
Well, for your information,
that ain't never been done, not in no rig.
:10:08
'Cause you and I never done it in no rig.
You gotta stop thinkin' so negative.
:10:12
'Course we can make it.
We ain't never not made it yet, have we?
:10:15
- Well, no.
- You see? There you are.
:10:18
Yeah. Yeah, I see. I see all right.
:10:21
I see our asses in a sling
if we get caught, that's what I see.
:10:28
Hey! Ho-ho-ho!
:10:31
Well, God Almighty,
would you look at that!
:10:35
- It's beautiful, huh?
- Honey, hush.
:10:39
I don't guess we're gonna be ridin'
in the truck together this time?
:10:43
No, son. I'll be drivin' this one
and blockin'.
:10:46
You'll be drivin' the truck.
This is Bandit One and that is...
:10:48
...Bandit Two. Together again.
:10:51
- Like Fred and Ginger and Lester and Earl.
- That's right. But we got a problem.
:10:56
You know them Smokeys
got them CBs in the car now.
:10:59
I haven't worked that out yet,
but I'm thinkin' about it.