:10:01
It's only 900 miles there
and 900 miles back.
:10:04
Well, for your information,
that ain't never been done, not in no rig.
:10:08
'Cause you and I never done it in no rig.
You gotta stop thinkin' so negative.
:10:12
'Course we can make it.
We ain't never not made it yet, have we?
:10:15
- Well, no.
- You see? There you are.
:10:18
Yeah. Yeah, I see. I see all right.
:10:21
I see our asses in a sling
if we get caught, that's what I see.
:10:28
Hey! Ho-ho-ho!
:10:31
Well, God Almighty,
would you look at that!
:10:35
- It's beautiful, huh?
- Honey, hush.
:10:39
I don't guess we're gonna be ridin'
in the truck together this time?
:10:43
No, son. I'll be drivin' this one
and blockin'.
:10:46
You'll be drivin' the truck.
This is Bandit One and that is...
:10:48
...Bandit Two. Together again.
:10:51
- Like Fred and Ginger and Lester and Earl.
- That's right. But we got a problem.
:10:56
You know them Smokeys
got them CBs in the car now.
:10:59
I haven't worked that out yet,
but I'm thinkin' about it.
:11:03
I got an idea.
Why don't we do this?
:11:05
If I say go to channel 21, forget it.
We ain't goin' to 21, we're goin' to 19.
:11:09
- 21 is 19?
- If I say go to channel six, forget it.
:11:13
- We go to three.
- I go to three. Perfect.
:11:16
- If I say go to channel two, we go to one.
- Two is one.
:11:19
- That'll confuse everybody.
- That'll confuse 'em.
:11:21
On the other hand,
if we stayed on the odd channels,
:11:24
switched every time and started
in the basement, that'd work, too.
:11:27
- That'd do it, too, wouldn't it?
- Well, yeah, that'd work too, I guess.
:11:32
- Let's haul ass.
- OK.
:11:48
(FRED BARKS)
:11:56
Breaker One. This is the Bandit.
Is the Snowman out there?