Smokey and the Bandit
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:40:00
- Diablo and Doc.
- Thank you, nice lady.

:40:04
- You must be in a hell of a hurry, Sheriff?
- You bet your ass on that, boy.

:40:08
Oh, you got a little mess there.
Let me help you get that off there...

:40:13
- Yeah, yeah. Much obliged.
- Yeah.

:40:16
Who ya chasin'?
Somebody chasin' you?

:40:19
Nobody chasin' me, boy.
:40:21
I been chasin' a goddamn maniac
all the way from Texarkana, Texas.

:40:26
Really?
What is he, a bank robber?

:40:29
Bank robber?
:40:32
Bank robbin' is baby shit
alongside of what this dude is doin'.

:40:38
Almost killed 20 law officers.
:40:40
Drivin' through people's backyards,
knockin' down mailboxes.

:40:44
He's got a broad in the car,
took her across the state line.

:40:48
That's the Mann Act.
:40:50
I don't think he's got her permission,
and that's kidnapping.

:40:53
- How's that for high jinks?
- Yeah.

:40:56
(BURPS)
:40:58
- What I owe?
- Oh, let me pay for it.

:41:01
- You're an officer of the law. I'd be honoured.
- Much obliged.

:41:04
- Where's the can? I gotta take a squirt.
- Right back there. Just used it.

:41:11
(ENGINE REVVING)
:41:13
Hey! Hey!
What are you doin' in my car?

:41:16
- You're goin' the wrong way!
- Oh.

:41:19
- Hang on!
- What the hell are ya doin'?

:41:21
- Sheriff Justice is in there!
- I know! I know!

:41:32
- Thank you, nice lady.
- Sure thing.

:41:40
Yoo-hoo! Sheriff!
:41:46
Oh, boy.
:41:50
Nice ass.
:41:59
I didn't want to be dumped
at any old truck stop.


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