:08:01
in the last few years
that were my age or older...
:08:05
and Steven— his name is Steven—
:08:09
is the first man that I've really liked...
:08:12
- since my divorce.
- Well, what's he like?
:08:15
He's calm, quiet.
He doesn't come on.
:08:20
He's very bright.
He's not afraid to be tender.
:08:24
Well, if you were a man and you
were talking about a 19-year-old girl...
:08:27
then there would be
no problem, would there?
:08:29
No, I worry about Teddy.
:08:31
I mean, how do you tell a six-year-old child
his new daddy is a teenager?
:08:37
- Where does he live now?
- With his parents.
:08:40
Maybe I should adopt him.
:08:42
Did I miss anything?
:08:44
No.
:08:47
It's just that last night was so incredible.
:08:50
I put Teddy to bed,
and Steven came over.
:08:54
We just sat and talked
all night long.
:08:57
- I mean, till 7:00 this morning.
- What did you talk about?
:09:00
We talked a lot about loneliness.
:09:03
- Got kind of emotional.
- Then?
:09:07
- Promise you won't laugh?
- I promise.
:09:09
Well, then he undressed me,
and he gave me a massage.
:09:15
And it was the most incredible
experience I think I've ever had in my life.
:09:20
- I'll bet.
- Was it sexual?
:09:24
That's it. It was and it wasn't.
:09:26
I mean,
he massaged my feet and my toes...
:09:29
and he massaged my fingers.
:09:33
He massaged my eyes.
:09:34
He actually massaged my eyes.
:09:37
And then I had an orgasm.
:09:41
And then another
and then another.
:09:44
I'd say it was sexual.
:09:48
There ain't nothin' wrong with a good,
old-fashioned eyeball orgasm.
:09:51
Oh, I love them. I mean,
I couldn't live without them.
:09:54
- Have you read the latest book?
- No, I didn't.
:09:57
- You think I'm going crazy.
- Crazy? What's this boy's phone number?