:09:00
We talked a lot about loneliness.
:09:03
- Got kind of emotional.
- Then?
:09:07
- Promise you won't laugh?
- I promise.
:09:09
Well, then he undressed me,
and he gave me a massage.
:09:15
And it was the most incredible
experience I think I've ever had in my life.
:09:20
- I'll bet.
- Was it sexual?
:09:24
That's it. It was and it wasn't.
:09:26
I mean,
he massaged my feet and my toes...
:09:29
and he massaged my fingers.
:09:33
He massaged my eyes.
:09:34
He actually massaged my eyes.
:09:37
And then I had an orgasm.
:09:41
And then another
and then another.
:09:44
I'd say it was sexual.
:09:48
There ain't nothin' wrong with a good,
old-fashioned eyeball orgasm.
:09:51
Oh, I love them. I mean,
I couldn't live without them.
:09:54
- Have you read the latest book?
- No, I didn't.
:09:57
- You think I'm going crazy.
- Crazy? What's this boy's phone number?
:10:00
- Don't be offended, okay?
- No. What? What?
:10:02
- Is he being honest with you?
- That's pretty naive, Erica.
:10:04
- No, it isn't.
- No, it's not.
:10:05
There's no such thing
as total honesty...
:10:07
not with men.
:10:09
They're all wrapped up in sexual ego.
:10:11
- What the hell is sexual ego, Elaine?
- Never getting enough.
:10:14
Always on the make.
Constantly worried about performing.
:10:17
That's ridiculous. I know lots of men who
are interested in other things besides sex.
:10:21
- Name one.
- My husband.
:10:25
Harold hasn't made a pass in six months.
:10:29
Well, listen, Elaine. Don't you think
you're taking this thing a little too far?
:10:32
Me? No.
:10:34
- I think you're getting to be a man-hater.
- I love men!
:10:37
We're talking about their honesty.
:10:39
- Do you think Martin is totally honest?
- I don't think about it.
:10:43
I think Erica has the second-best man
in the five boroughs.
:10:45
- Thank you.
- You're welcome, I'm sure.
:10:47
I think what I'm gonna do is just go along
with things the way they are...
:10:51
- and just see what happens.
- Have fun, honey.
:10:54
The worst that can happen
is that it'll end.
:10:57
No, I think the worst that could happen
is that his parents will find out.