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:23:01
you wouldn’t be
talking now.

:23:03
What do you do when you’re not
humiliating people on TV?

:23:06
Cheesecake.
:23:07
You pose in the nude?
:23:08
That’s not a bad idea.
:23:10
It would certainly
pay better.

:23:11
No, I bake the best cheesecake
in Greater Los Angeles.

:23:15
You’re kidding.
:23:16
I am not. I not only
bake it, I sell it.

:23:17
To whom?
:23:19
Oh, parties, restaurants,
strangers in the street.

:23:21
That’s how I got
my jaw fractured.

:23:23
By strangers?
:23:24
By cheesecake. I was cooking
and the oven door burst open.

:23:27
You’re kidding.
:23:29
That’s the fourth time
you’ve said that.

:23:31
Said what?
“You’re kidding.”

:23:33
What?
:23:34
“You’re kidding.”
:23:35
Do I say that a lot?
:23:37
I guess, I prefer it
to the phrase,

:23:40
what do they use today, uh,
“You’re putting me on.”

:23:46
How long have you
been divorced?

:23:48
Oh, about a year. You?
:23:50
My wife died
a few months ago.

:23:51
Oh, I’m sorry.
:23:52
Why’d your marriage
break up?

:23:53
Why do you
want to know?

:23:54
Prurient curiosity.
:23:56
Real curiosity.
:23:57
He found a younger woman,
didn’t he?

:23:59
Two coffees, please.
:24:01
Not that I think
you’re that old.

:24:03
Thank you very much.
:24:04
Yes, he did find
a younger woman.

:24:06
Several, in fact,
and several older women,

:24:08
and quite a few
about the same age.

:24:10
Why did you stay
married to this goat?

:24:12
I knew I should leave him.
I kept thinking:

:24:14
“Perhaps it’s my fault.
:24:15
“Perhaps there’s
some deep need in him

:24:17
that I’m not satisfying.”
:24:18
Well, he did have
a deep need:

:24:20
He wanted to break the North
American humping record.

:24:22
This is none
of my business.

:24:23
Hasn’t stopped you
so far.

:24:25
What do you live on,
alimony?

:24:27
I mean, cheesecakes,
TV shows,

:24:31
those aren’t things
:24:32
that a person
makes a living at.

:24:33
I don’t believe
in alimony.

:24:35
You’re kidding.
:24:36
See, you did it again.
:24:38
Skip supports our son.
Skip?

:24:40
I know, isn’t it
a dreadful name?

:24:42
It’s the only one
he’d answer to.

:24:43
He supports our son,
but why me?

:24:45
I’m strong and healthy.
:24:46
What’s your situation now?
You working?

:24:48
I think it’s what you Yanks
call “tap city.”

:24:52
Hey, there might be
a temporary opening

:24:55
at Ken Gen.
:24:56
Where?
:24:57
Kensington General Hospital.
:24:58
Really? I’ve always wanted
to be a doctor.


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