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:24:01
Not that I think
you’re that old.

:24:03
Thank you very much.
:24:04
Yes, he did find
a younger woman.

:24:06
Several, in fact,
and several older women,

:24:08
and quite a few
about the same age.

:24:10
Why did you stay
married to this goat?

:24:12
I knew I should leave him.
I kept thinking:

:24:14
“Perhaps it’s my fault.
:24:15
“Perhaps there’s
some deep need in him

:24:17
that I’m not satisfying.”
:24:18
Well, he did have
a deep need:

:24:20
He wanted to break the North
American humping record.

:24:22
This is none
of my business.

:24:23
Hasn’t stopped you
so far.

:24:25
What do you live on,
alimony?

:24:27
I mean, cheesecakes,
TV shows,

:24:31
those aren’t things
:24:32
that a person
makes a living at.

:24:33
I don’t believe
in alimony.

:24:35
You’re kidding.
:24:36
See, you did it again.
:24:38
Skip supports our son.
Skip?

:24:40
I know, isn’t it
a dreadful name?

:24:42
It’s the only one
he’d answer to.

:24:43
He supports our son,
but why me?

:24:45
I’m strong and healthy.
:24:46
What’s your situation now?
You working?

:24:48
I think it’s what you Yanks
call “tap city.”

:24:52
Hey, there might be
a temporary opening

:24:55
at Ken Gen.
:24:56
Where?
:24:57
Kensington General Hospital.
:24:58
Really? I’ve always wanted
to be a doctor.

:25:00
I was thinking
of the admitting office.

:25:02
The girl there is
off on her honeymoon.

:25:03
Nothing that’ll
tax the mind...

:25:05
What would I
have to do?

:25:06
Just smile.
Say, “Hello.

:25:08
“Welcome to
Kensington General.

:25:09
“Sit down. Relax.
:25:11
You’re gonna be
perfectly okay.”

:25:12
Then you help them
fill out the usual forms.

:25:14
The usual forms being where
they sign away their homes,

:25:17
savings, insurance,
and all other property,

:25:19
real and personal, huh?
:25:20
See, you’re a natural.
:25:22
I’ll have a prune
Danish, please.

:25:24
We’re out of prune.
How about a kummel?

:25:30
Excuse me.
:25:31
Are you waiting
for the elevator?

:25:33
Yes, I am.
:25:36
Where are you?
:25:37
I’m in the elevator.
It’s stuck.

:25:39
What?
:25:40
It’s stuck.
Something jammed.

:25:42
Does anybody know?
:25:43
Want me to call maintenance?
:25:45
No, we’ve already
talked to them.

:25:47
Uh, don’t talk.
Save the oxygen.

:25:51
I told them to save
the oxygen, not to talk.

:25:53
They won’t, Amos,
they won’t.

:25:56
Listen, did you get that...
the memo I sent you?

:25:58
Memo. Memo?
What memo, Fred?


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