:38:00
Oww!
You're completely ignoring
the real issue.
:38:03
You're merely attacking a symptom
instead of going to the real root
of the problem.
:38:06
I'm gonna get to the roots,
all right, with these!
:38:09
Uh, hey, Smerko,
here comes a cop.
:38:13
I should've known this all along.
:38:15
You ain't nothin' but a Beatles lover.
Here. You take him.
Aah!
:38:18
Here's some great snapshots I got
when the Beatles arrived at Kennedy Airport.
:38:21
Oh. Did you get any pictures
of the Beatles?
Yeah, well, I didn't exactly see the Beatles,
:38:25
but I got some great shots
of their suitcases.
Wow.
:38:29
You know, you're the first boy
I've ever met that I could really talk to.
:38:33
I mean, really talk to.
Yeah, well, if you think these are fab,
I'll show you something that's really gear.
:38:40
Hey, don't they ever
make the beds in here?
Nah. The hotel doesn't know I'm in here.
:38:45
Then how'd you get this key?
I found it. Someone left it in the door,
and I found it.
:38:49
Then I took over the room.
The hotel doesn't know I'm here.
If they knew I was here, they'd throw me out.
:38:54
Now, here. Look at this, look at this,
look at this, look at this, look at this,
look at this, look at this.
:38:59
Here. This is my masterpiece.
:39:02
You know what this is?
This is actually a clump of grass
that Paul stepped on.
:39:06
I'm not exactly sure which blade
he stepped on, but it's all in there.
That's why I got such a big clump.
:39:10
Oh, wow! Can I have some of this?
What are you, crazy?
:39:13
Oh, just a little bit!
I'll buy it off of ya.
No. I'm sorry, but it's not for sale.
:39:16
Say, kid, do you really have
tickets to The Ed Sullivan Show?
:39:19
Yeah. I sort of lucked into 'em.
My uncle's got connections.
:39:23
Would you sell one to me?
Uh, no, I couldn't do that.
:39:27
Heck, you just helped me out
of a real jam.
:39:29
I'll give you one for free.
It's the least I can do.
:39:31
Thanks a lot!
:39:34
That's funny.
I thought I had 'em right there.
:39:36
I don't even have 'em!
:39:39
Peter! Hey, Peter!
I got your tickets to The Ed Sullivan Show!
:39:43
- My tickets! How'd you get those?
- Never mind how I got 'em, but I got 'em!
:39:46
If you wanna get 'em back, you're gonna
have to get your goddamn hair cut!
:39:48
Now, I found a barber shop that's open,
so let's go!
You can't do that! It's extortion!
:39:54
I can do any goddamn thing I want to!
I'm your father!
Sir.
:39:56
No kid of mine is gonna run around
in the streets looking like a goddamn girl!
Sir.
:39:59
- Wait a minute, will ya?
- Well, I'm not gonna cut my hair!