:40:02
And I'm not gonna argue with you! Now,
if you want these tickets back, you're gonna
get your hair cut! Now, you think about it!
:40:07
I don't have to think about it!
For all I care, you can take those tickets
and shove 'em!
:40:10
What's your name anyway?
:40:12
Ringo. Ringo Klaus.
What?
:40:16
Well, actually it's Richard,
Richard Klaus.
:40:18
This is my official
Beatles talcum powder.
:40:21
Anyway, like, Ringo Starr,
you know, he changed his name
from Richard to Ringo?
:40:25
Well, that's what I did.
My real name's Richard,
and I changed it over to Ringo, see?
:40:28
You know how the real Ringo has lots of rings?
Well, I got my own ring, too, see?
Just like Ringo.
:40:31
Good. I know all that stuff.
Listen, I know everything
there is to know about the Beatles.
:40:35
There's nothin' I don't know about the Beatles!
I'm the greatest Beatles genius
in the history of the universe.
:40:39
Go ahead, ask me
anything about the Beatles!
Ask me how tallJohn is.
:40:42
And the answer comeback,
5- foot-11.
:40:44
Ask me when George's birthday is.
And the answer comeback,
February 25, 1943.
:40:48
There's nothin' I don't know about the Beatles!
Ask me anything there is to know
about the Beatles. Ask me anything!
:40:52
Who is the youngest Beatle?
:40:55
I know the answer!
Gimme the phone!
Get away! I know it too!
:40:57
It's my room, and it's my phone!
:41:00
Hand it over!
Get away! Let me!
:41:02
It's ringing!
:41:04
Who's the youngest Beatle?
Ringo!
George!
:41:06
Aww!
It's Ringo! Ringo, you crackpot!
:41:09
You... You stupid idiot!
It's George!
:41:12
Ringo's the oldest!
Ringo's 23! George is 20!
Well, it's a trick question.
:41:16
George is the youngest in age,
but Ringo was the last to join the Beatles,
therefore he's the youngest Beatle.
:41:20
See? The question was,
"Who is the youngest Beatle?"
And that means it's Ringo!
:41:23
See? Aah!
You're an idiot! You're a fink!
:41:26
You're a lousy rat fink!
And I would've won those tickets!
:41:32
Aah! Now I got you,
you little shit-head!
Who you callin' little?
:41:40
Aah! Take that, you copper!
:41:43
Stay back!
Watch it, he's got a lamp!
And it's lit!
:41:46
Ai-yaah!
Give up, kid!
You're surrounded!
:41:49
I'll jump! I swear, I'll jump!
:41:51
Get off of me! Put me down!
I'll bring a lawsuit!
:41:54
Stop it! Knock It off!
:41:56
Quit that kickin', will ya?
:41:58
Ringo! No-o-o!