:20:00
Oh. Well,
:20:04
okay,
like, take my life.
:20:06
Now, we live in a two-bedroom
duplex in downtown Oakland,
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and we have
a 1948 Studebaker,
:20:14
a blond, three-piece
dinette set,
:20:17
Motorola TV.
:20:19
We go bowling
at least once a week.
:20:21
I mean, what more
could anyone ask for?
:20:24
But sometimes...
:20:27
things get me down.
:20:29
Oh, I don't know.
It's dumb.
:20:34
I don't think
it's dumb.
:20:38
You don't?
No.
:20:43
You know, I can really
talk to you.
:20:47
It's just amazing.
:20:49
I find myself saying things to you
that I didn't even know I thought.
:20:53
I noticed that yesterday right
after we met in the restaurant.
:20:56
We had instant rapport.
Did you notice that too?
:20:58
No, but I know
we really hit it off.
:21:02
See, Harry's not much
of a talker, you know.
:21:06
How 'bout your wife? Do
you two get to talk a lot?
:21:12
Uh- Uh, Doris,
it's only natural...
:21:15
that we should be curious about
each other's husband and wife,
:21:17
but-but rather than dwelling on
it and letting it spoil everything,
:21:21
why- why don't we-
why don't we do this?
:21:23
I'll tell you two stories
about my wife-
:21:25
one showing the worst side of her,
the other showing the best side of her.
:21:28
You do the same thing about your husband,
and then let's Forget it.
:21:30
Okay.
I'll go First.
:21:32
I'll start with the worst side. Okay.
:21:34
Phyllis knows about us. Oh, you
said that before. How could she know?
:21:39
She's got this thing in
her head! Like a plate?
:21:42
A plate? Oh, my uncle has one of those.
:21:47
He was wounded
in the war,
:21:49
and they put this steel plate in his head.
:21:51
Now he says he can always
tell when it's going to rain.
:21:58
I'm in big trouble, Doris. Why?