:21:02
See, Harry's not much
of a talker, you know.
:21:06
How 'bout your wife? Do
you two get to talk a lot?
:21:12
Uh- Uh, Doris,
it's only natural...
:21:15
that we should be curious about
each other's husband and wife,
:21:17
but-but rather than dwelling on
it and letting it spoil everything,
:21:21
why- why don't we-
why don't we do this?
:21:23
I'll tell you two stories
about my wife-
:21:25
one showing the worst side of her,
the other showing the best side of her.
:21:28
You do the same thing about your husband,
and then let's Forget it.
:21:30
Okay.
I'll go First.
:21:32
I'll start with the worst side. Okay.
:21:34
Phyllis knows about us. Oh, you
said that before. How could she know?
:21:39
She's got this thing in
her head! Like a plate?
:21:42
A plate? Oh, my uncle has one of those.
:21:47
He was wounded
in the war,
:21:49
and they put this steel plate in his head.
:21:51
Now he says he can always
tell when it's going to rain.
:21:58
I'm in big trouble, Doris. Why?
:22:01
Because I find everything you
say absolutely fascinating.
:22:04
Come on tell me about your wife's steel plate.
:22:08
No, no, it's not a plate.
It's more like a bell. A bell.
:22:12
I could be a million miles away. If I look
at another woman, it goes off like an alarm.
:22:16
Oh, I see.
:22:18
I just know that last night at exactly
1:22 a.m., she sat bolt upright in bed...
:22:22
with her head going ding, ding,
ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
:22:26
How do you know
it was 1:22?
:22:28
Because I have peripheral vision,
and I noticed my watch said 4:47.
:22:31
Oh.
:22:34
Well, okay, now, tell me,
um, something nice about her.
:22:41
Well... she made me
believe in myself.
:22:46
It's probably hard for you to imagine this,
but there was a time I was very insecure.
:22:50
How did she do that
- make you believe in yourself?
:22:54
She married me.
:22:56
Oh. Yes, well, that was
very nice of her.
:22:59
Oh, no, no, no. I meant bolstering
you up and all, you know?