:23:02
Okay, your turn.
Tell me the worst story first.
:23:06
Okay. Um-
:23:10
Ooh, this is hard.
To pick one?
:23:12
No, to think of one.
:23:14
See, Harry's the salt of the
earth. Everybody says so.
:23:18
Look, you owe me
at least one rotten story.
:23:21
Oh, okay.
:23:23
Uh-
:23:26
Well, I don't know. This isn't really rotten, but
- Okay?
:23:30
All right.
:23:32
Now, this was on
our fourth anniversary.
:23:35
We decided that we'd have some
people over to help celebrate.
:23:38
So Harry doesn't
usually drink,
:23:41
but that night
he had three beers.
:23:45
It was after
the Gillette fights.
:23:50
Well, I just overheard him
talking to some of the guys,
:23:53
and he said that his-
:23:55
his time in the army were
the best years of his life.
:23:58
What's wrong with that? A lot of
guys feel that way about the service.
:24:03
Harry was in the army
for four years,
:24:05
and three of'em were spent
in a Japanese prison camp!
:24:12
Okay. Now do you want to hear the
story about the good side of him?
:24:15
Not particularly. Aw, come on. You have to.
:24:17
I don't want you to get the wrong
impression of him. Okay, if you insist.
:24:20
I do. Okay.
:24:23
Harry's this, like, big,
heavyset kind of guy, you know-
:24:26
I really wish you hadn't told me that. Why?
:24:29
Oh no, don't worry.
He's gentle as a puppy.
:24:32
Anyway, uh, last year
he got this great idea...
:24:35
that he'd take Tony out
to fly a kite.
:24:38
See, Tony's
our four-year-old.
:24:39
And so they went out to the park to
fly a kite, but there wasn't any wind.
:24:43
So it's about an hour later, and I
was on my way home from the laundromat.
:24:47
I passed by...
:24:49
and I see Tony
sound asleep in the car.
:24:52
I look out in the park.
:24:54
There's Harry all alone
in the park,
:24:57
all red in the face
and out of breath,
:24:59
and he's just pounding
up and down...