:24:03
Harry was in the army
for four years,
:24:05
and three of'em were spent
in a Japanese prison camp!
:24:12
Okay. Now do you want to hear the
story about the good side of him?
:24:15
Not particularly. Aw, come on. You have to.
:24:17
I don't want you to get the wrong
impression of him. Okay, if you insist.
:24:20
I do. Okay.
:24:23
Harry's this, like, big,
heavyset kind of guy, you know-
:24:26
I really wish you hadn't told me that. Why?
:24:29
Oh no, don't worry.
He's gentle as a puppy.
:24:32
Anyway, uh, last year
he got this great idea...
:24:35
that he'd take Tony out
to fly a kite.
:24:38
See, Tony's
our four-year-old.
:24:39
And so they went out to the park to
fly a kite, but there wasn't any wind.
:24:43
So it's about an hour later, and I
was on my way home from the laundromat.
:24:47
I passed by...
:24:49
and I see Tony
sound asleep in the car.
:24:52
I look out in the park.
:24:54
There's Harry all alone
in the park,
:24:57
all red in the face
and out of breath,
:24:59
and he's just pounding
up and down...
:25:02
with this huge kite dragging
on the ground behind him.
:25:08
Oh, I don't know.
It just really got to me.
:25:12
Yeah, I know.
:25:14
Helen has some nice
qualities too. Who's Helen?
:25:17
My wife.
:25:19
You said her name
was Phyllis.
:25:24
I know. I lied.
:25:27
Phyllis Helen! What's the
difference? I'm married!
:25:30
Look, I was nervous. I was afraid
you'd try to look me up or something.
:25:33
I didn't want to
leave any clues.
:25:36
Is your name really George?
Well, of course it is.
:25:40
You think I'd lie
about my own name?
:25:43
Yes.
That would be crazy!
:25:48
Well, you're
pretty crazy.
:25:55
It's funny, isn't it?
:25:58
Here we are in a hotel room,
gazing into each other's eyes.