:37:03
It wouldn't even occur to me
if-if this crisis hadn't come up.
:37:06
I don't mean
Just the tooth Fairy.
:37:09
She could have swallowed
the tooth.
:37:12
It could be lodged
God knows where.
:37:16
Uh... have you seen
my hairbrush?
:37:20
Doris, I'm probably
doing you a big Favor.
:37:22
If I did stay, I probably wouldn't be very
good company. I'm thinking of you too.
:37:26
With the way I'm Feeling-
You probably understand.
:37:44
You feel somewhat
rejected, right?
:37:48
I understand.
Really, I do.
:37:51
I just want you to know that my leaving
has nothing to do with you and me.
:37:56
This is an emergency! I
have a sick child at home!
:38:00
Will you stop?
:38:02
This has nothing to do with
the goddamn tooth Fairy!
:38:07
You are simply
feeling guilty,
:38:09
and you wanna get
as far from me as possible.
:38:13
All right!
I feel guilty, yes!
:38:15
Is that so strange?
:38:17
Doris, we're cheating.
:38:19
Once a year
we lie to our families...
:38:22
and sneak off to a hotel
in California...
:38:24
and commit adultery!
:38:27
Not that I want to
stop doing it.
:38:30
But yes, I feel guilty.
I admit it.
:38:34
You admit it?
:38:35
You take out ads.
:38:38
I'll bet you stop strangers
on the street!
:38:41
Y-You probably have
a scarlet "A" embroidered...
:38:45
on your jockey shorts.
:38:47
You go around
like an open nerve saying,
:38:49
"Yes, I'm cheating,
but look how guilty I feel,
:38:52
so I must really be
a nice guy."
:38:55
Then
- Then to top it all, you have the incredible arrogance...
:38:59
of thinking you're the only person
in the world with a conscience.