:38:00
Will you stop?
:38:02
This has nothing to do with
the goddamn tooth Fairy!
:38:07
You are simply
feeling guilty,
:38:09
and you wanna get
as far from me as possible.
:38:13
All right!
I feel guilty, yes!
:38:15
Is that so strange?
:38:17
Doris, we're cheating.
:38:19
Once a year
we lie to our families...
:38:22
and sneak off to a hotel
in California...
:38:24
and commit adultery!
:38:27
Not that I want to
stop doing it.
:38:30
But yes, I feel guilty.
I admit it.
:38:34
You admit it?
:38:35
You take out ads.
:38:38
I'll bet you stop strangers
on the street!
:38:41
Y-You probably have
a scarlet "A" embroidered...
:38:45
on your jockey shorts.
:38:47
You go around
like an open nerve saying,
:38:49
"Yes, I'm cheating,
but look how guilty I feel,
:38:52
so I must really be
a nice guy."
:38:55
Then
- Then to top it all, you have the incredible arrogance...
:38:59
of thinking you're the only person
in the world with a conscience.
:39:02
Well, that doesn't make you
a nice guy, George!
:39:05
You know what that
makes you? A horse's ass!
:39:19
I liked you a lot better before you
joined the Book of the Month Club.
:39:23
Yes, I'll just bet
you did.
:39:25
- Look, can we discuss this in the car?
- The car?
:39:29
I really hate to ask you, Doris,
but I need a lift to the airport.
:39:59
Cheer up, Doris. It's not the end of the
world. I'm not leaving you permanently.