Life of Brian
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:14:02
Here you are, mate.
:14:04
Bless you, sir.
Alms for the poor.

:14:06
Alms for a leper.
Alms for an exleper.

:14:09
Bloody donkey owners.
All the same, ain't they?

:14:12
Never have any change.
Oh, here's a touch.

:14:15
Spare a talent for an old exleper?
Buzz off!

:14:18
Spare a talent
for an old exleper?

:14:20
A talent?
That's more than he earns in a month!

:14:23
Half a talent, then.
Now, go away!

:14:25
Come on, Big Nose, let's haggle.
What?

:14:28
You open at one shekel.
I start at 2,000. We close about 1,800.

:14:31
No.
1,750?

:14:33
Go away!
1,740?

:14:35
Leave him alone!
All right, two shekels.
Isn't this fun, eh?

:14:38
Look, he's not giving you
any money, so piss off!

:14:45
All right. Half a shekel
for an old exleper?
Did you say "exleper"?

:14:50
Sixteen years behind the bell,
and proud of it, sir.

:14:52
Well, what happened?
I were cured, sir.

:14:55
Cured?
Yes, a bloody miracle, sir.

:14:57
Well, who cured you?
Jesus did, sir.

:15:00
I was hopping along,
minding my own business.

:15:02
All of a sudden,
up he comes, cures me!

:15:05
One minute,
I'm a leper with a trade;

:15:07
next minute,
my livelihood's gone.

:15:09
"You're cured, mate".
Bloody dogooder.

:15:11
Well, why don't you go and tell him
that you want to be a leper again?

:15:15
I could do that, sir.
Yeah, I could do that, I suppose.

:15:17
I was gonna ask him if he'd
make me a bit lame in one leg
during the middle of the week.

:15:21
You know, something beggable but not
leprosy, which is a pain in the ass.

:15:25
Brian! Come and clean
your room out!

:15:27
There you are.
Thank you, sir. Thank

:15:30
Half a denary?
Me bloody life story.

:15:33
There's no pleasing
some people.

:15:35
That's just
what Jesus said, sir.

:15:48
Oh!
Good afternoon.

:15:52
Oh, uh, hello, officer.
:15:54
I'll be with you in a few
moments, all right, dear?

:15:58
What's he doing here?
Don't start that, Brian.
Go and clean your room out.


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