:14:02
Here you are, mate.
:14:04
Bless you, sir.
Alms for the poor.
:14:06
Alms for a leper.
Alms for an exleper.
:14:09
Bloody donkey owners.
All the same, ain't they?
:14:12
Never have any change.
Oh, here's a touch.
:14:15
Spare a talent for an old exleper?
Buzz off!
:14:18
Spare a talent
for an old exleper?
:14:20
A talent?
That's more than he earns in a month!
:14:23
Half a talent, then.
Now, go away!
:14:25
Come on, Big Nose, let's haggle.
What?
:14:28
You open at one shekel.
I start at 2,000. We close about 1,800.
:14:31
No.
1,750?
:14:33
Go away!
1,740?
:14:35
Leave him alone!
All right, two shekels.
Isn't this fun, eh?
:14:38
Look, he's not giving you
any money, so piss off!
:14:45
All right. Half a shekel
for an old exleper?
Did you say "exleper"?
:14:50
Sixteen years behind the bell,
and proud of it, sir.
:14:52
Well, what happened?
I were cured, sir.
:14:55
Cured?
Yes, a bloody miracle, sir.
:14:57
Well, who cured you?
Jesus did, sir.
:15:00
I was hopping along,
minding my own business.
:15:02
All of a sudden,
up he comes, cures me!
:15:05
One minute,
I'm a leper with a trade;
:15:07
next minute,
my livelihood's gone.
:15:09
"You're cured, mate".
Bloody dogooder.
:15:11
Well, why don't you go and tell him
that you want to be a leper again?
:15:15
I could do that, sir.
Yeah, I could do that, I suppose.
:15:17
I was gonna ask him if he'd
make me a bit lame in one leg
during the middle of the week.
:15:21
You know, something beggable but not
leprosy, which is a pain in the ass.
:15:25
Brian! Come and clean
your room out!
:15:27
There you are.
Thank you, sir. Thank
:15:30
Half a denary?
Me bloody life story.
:15:33
There's no pleasing
some people.
:15:35
That's just
what Jesus said, sir.
:15:48
Oh!
Good afternoon.
:15:52
Oh, uh, hello, officer.
:15:54
I'll be with you in a few
moments, all right, dear?
:15:58
What's he doing here?
Don't start that, Brian.
Go and clean your room out.