:37:04
Hail Caesar.
Hail.
:37:06
Only one survivor, sir.
Oh. "Thwow" him to the floor.
:37:09
What's that?
Throw him to the floor.
:37:13
Oh.
:37:17
Now, what is
your name, Jew?
:37:20
Brian, sir.
"Bwian", eh?
:37:23
No, no. Brian.
:37:25
Aah!
:37:27
The little rascal
has "spiwit".
:37:30
Has what, sir?
"Spiwit".
:37:33
Yes, he did, sir.
:37:35
No, no. "Spiwit", "bwavado",
a touch of "dewwingdo".
:37:39
Oh, uh, about 11, sir.
:37:44
So, you dare to "waid" us?
:37:47
To what, sir?
:37:49
"Stwike" him, centurion,
very "woughly".
:37:52
Aah!
And "thwow" him to the floor, sir?
:37:55
What?
"Thwow" him to the floor again, sir?
:37:58
Oh, yes, "thwow" him
to the floor, please.
:38:00
Aah!
Now, Jewish "wapscallion"
:38:05
I'm not Jewish.
I'm a Roman.
:38:07
A "Woman"?
No, no. Roman.
:38:10
Aah!
:38:12
So, your father was
a "Woman". Who was he?
:38:17
He was a centurion
in the Jerusalem garrison, sir.
:38:21
Really?
What was his name?
:38:24
"Naughtius Maximus".
:38:30
Centurion, do you have
anyone of that name in the garrison?
:38:33
Well, no, sir.
:38:35
Well, you sound very sure.
Have you checked?
:38:38
Well, no, sir.
I think it's a joke, sir.
:38:42
Like, uh, "Sillius Soddus"
or "Biggus Dickus", sir.
:38:48
What's funny
about "Biggus Dickus"?
:38:52
Well, it's a joke name, sir.
:38:55
I have a very great
friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus.