:38:00
Aah!
Now, Jewish "wapscallion"
:38:05
I'm not Jewish.
I'm a Roman.
:38:07
A "Woman"?
No, no. Roman.
:38:10
Aah!
:38:12
So, your father was
a "Woman". Who was he?
:38:17
He was a centurion
in the Jerusalem garrison, sir.
:38:21
Really?
What was his name?
:38:24
"Naughtius Maximus".
:38:30
Centurion, do you have
anyone of that name in the garrison?
:38:33
Well, no, sir.
:38:35
Well, you sound very sure.
Have you checked?
:38:38
Well, no, sir.
I think it's a joke, sir.
:38:42
Like, uh, "Sillius Soddus"
or "Biggus Dickus", sir.
:38:48
What's funny
about "Biggus Dickus"?
:38:52
Well, it's a joke name, sir.
:38:55
I have a very great
friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus.
:39:01
Silence!
What is all this insolence?
:39:04
You will find yourself
in gladiator school "vewy" quickly...
:39:08
with "wotten" behavior like that.
:39:10
Can I go now, sir?
Aaah!
:39:13
Wait till Biggus Dickus
hears of this.
:39:15
"Wight"! Take him away!
:39:19
Oh, sir, he
I want him fighting wild,
"wabid" animals within a week.
:39:22
Yes, sir.
Come on, you.
:39:29
I will not have my friends
"widiculed" by the common "soldiewy".
:39:35
Anyone else feel like
a little giggle...
:39:40
when I mention my "fwiend",
:39:43
Biggus...
:39:46
Dickus?
:39:51
What about you?
Do you find it "wisible"...
:39:58
when I say the name...