Life of Brian
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:47:09
Hello?
:47:11
Matthias?
:47:13
Reg?
Go away.

:47:17
Reg, it's me, Brian.
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Get off!
Get off out of it!

:47:21
Stan!
Piss off.

:47:23
Yeah, piss off.
Bugger off.

:47:27
Oh, shit!
:47:30
Coming.
:47:36
Yea, verily at that time it is
written in the book of Obadiah,

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a man shall strike his donkey
and his nephew's donkey.

:47:48
My eyes are dim.
I cannot see.

:47:51
Are you Matthias?
Yes.

:47:53
We have reason to believe
you may be hiding one Brian of Nazareth,

:47:56
a member of the terrorist organization,
the People's Front of Judea.

:47:59
Me? No.
I'm just a poor old man.

:48:02
I have no time
for lawbreakers.

:48:04
My legs are grey.
My ears are nulled.

:48:06
My eyes are old and bent.
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Quiet!
Silly person.

:48:10
Guards, search the house.
:48:22
You know the penalty
laid down by Roman law...

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for harboring
a known criminal?

:48:27
No.
Crucifixion.

:48:29
Oh.
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Nasty, eh?
Could be worse.

:48:34
What do you mean,
"Could be worse"?

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Well, you could be stabbed.
:48:39
Stabbed? Takes a second.
Crucifixion lasts hours.

:48:42
It's a slow, horrible death.
:48:45
Well, at least it gets you
out in the open air.

:48:49
You're weird.
:48:58
No, sir.
Couldn't find anything, sir.


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