Life of Brian
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:48:02
I have no time
for lawbreakers.

:48:04
My legs are grey.
My ears are nulled.

:48:06
My eyes are old and bent.
:48:08
Quiet!
Silly person.

:48:10
Guards, search the house.
:48:22
You know the penalty
laid down by Roman law...

:48:25
for harboring
a known criminal?

:48:27
No.
Crucifixion.

:48:29
Oh.
:48:31
Nasty, eh?
Could be worse.

:48:34
What do you mean,
"Could be worse"?

:48:37
Well, you could be stabbed.
:48:39
Stabbed? Takes a second.
Crucifixion lasts hours.

:48:42
It's a slow, horrible death.
:48:45
Well, at least it gets you
out in the open air.

:48:49
You're weird.
:48:58
No, sir.
Couldn't find anything, sir.

:49:01
Well, don't worry.
You've not seen the last of us, weirdo.

:49:05
Big Nose.
Watch it!

:49:11
Whew, that was lucky.
:49:16
I'm sorry, Reg.
:49:18
Oh, it's all right.
He's sorry.

:49:20
He's sorry he led the Fifth Legion
straight to our headquarters.

:49:23
Well, that's all right,
then, Brian. Sit down.

:49:26
Have a scone.
Make yourself at home. You klutz!

:49:29
You stupid, birdbrained,
flatheaded

:49:40
My legs are old and bent.
:49:43
My ears are grizzled. Yes?
:49:45
There's one place
we didn't look. Guards!

:49:48
I'm just a poor old man.
:49:52
My nose is knackered.
:49:54
Have you ever seen
anyone crucified?

:49:56
Crucifixion's a doddle.
:49:59
Don't keep saying that.

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