1:07:00
The revolution is in your hands!
What?
1:07:03
No, that's not
what I meant at all!
1:07:05
You're fuckin' nicked,
me old beauty.
1:07:08
Right.
1:07:15
Stop it.
1:07:20
Well, "Bwian", you've given us
a good "wun" for our money, what?
1:07:25
But this time, I "guawantee"
you will not escape.
1:07:29
Guard, do we have any
"cwucifixions" today?
1:07:34
139, sir. Special celebration.
Passover, sir.
1:07:37
Right. Now we have 140.
Nice, round number, eh, Biggus?
1:07:41
Hail Caesar!
1:07:45
Hail.
The crowd outside getting restless.
1:07:48
Permission
to disperse them, please.
1:07:50
Disperse them?
I haven't addressed them yet.
1:07:53
I know, sir, but
1:07:55
My "addwess" is one of
the high points of the Passover.
1:07:57
My "fwiend" Biggus Dickus has
come all the way from "Wome".
1:08:00
Hail Caesar.
Hail "Thaesar",
1:08:03
You're not
1:08:06
Are you not thinking of giving it
a miss this year, then, sir?
1:08:09
Give it a miss?
1:08:11
Well, it's just that they're in
a rather funny mood today, sir.
1:08:15
"Weally", "centuwion", I'm "surpwised"
to hear a man like you...
1:08:18
"wattled" by
a "wabble" of "wowdy" "webels".
1:08:20
Uh, a bit thundery, sir.
Take him away.
1:08:23
I'm a Roman!
Il can prove it! Honestly!
1:08:26
And "cwucify" him well.
Yes.
1:08:29
Biggus.
1:08:32
Il really wouldn't, sir.
Out of the way, "centuwion".
1:08:34
Let me come with you,
Pontius.
1:08:37
I may be of "thome" "athistance"
if there is a "thudden" "crithis".
1:08:41
Right. Now item four:
Attainment of world supremacy
within the next five years.
1:08:45
Uh, Francis, you've been
doing some work on this?
Yeah. Thank you, Reg.
1:08:48
Well, quite frankly, siblings,
I think five years is optimistic...
1:08:51
unless we can smash the Roman Empire
within the next 12 months.
1:08:54
Twelve months, yeah?
Twelve months.
1:08:56
And let's face it, as empires
go, this is the big one,