Life of Brian
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1:08:00
Hail Caesar.
Hail "Thaesar",

1:08:03
You're not
1:08:06
Are you not thinking of giving it
a miss this year, then, sir?

1:08:09
Give it a miss?
1:08:11
Well, it's just that they're in
a rather funny mood today, sir.

1:08:15
"Weally", "centuwion", I'm "surpwised"
to hear a man like you...

1:08:18
"wattled" by
a "wabble" of "wowdy" "webels".

1:08:20
Uh, a bit thundery, sir.
Take him away.

1:08:23
I'm a Roman!
Il can prove it! Honestly!

1:08:26
And "cwucify" him well.
Yes.

1:08:29
Biggus.
1:08:32
Il really wouldn't, sir.
Out of the way, "centuwion".

1:08:34
Let me come with you,
Pontius.

1:08:37
I may be of "thome" "athistance"
if there is a "thudden" "crithis".

1:08:41
Right. Now item four:
Attainment of world supremacy
within the next five years.

1:08:45
Uh, Francis, you've been
doing some work on this?
Yeah. Thank you, Reg.

1:08:48
Well, quite frankly, siblings,
I think five years is optimistic...

1:08:51
unless we can smash the Roman Empire
within the next 12 months.

1:08:54
Twelve months, yeah?
Twelve months.

1:08:56
And let's face it, as empires
go, this is the big one,

1:09:00
so we gotta get up off our asses
and stop just talkin' about it.

1:09:04
Hear! Hear!
It's action that counts, not words.

1:09:07
And we need action now!
Hear! Hear!

1:09:09
You're right. We could
sit around here all day,

1:09:11
talkin', passin' resolutions,
makin' clever speeches.

1:09:14
It's not gonna shift
one Roman soldier!

1:09:17
So let's just stop gabbin' on about it.
It's completely pointless.

1:09:20
And it's gettin' us nowhere.
Right!

1:09:22
I agree. This is a complete
waste of time.

1:09:26
They've arrested Brian!
What? What?

1:09:28
They dragged him off!
They want to crucify him!

1:09:31
Right! This calls
for immediate discussion!

1:09:34
What?
lmmediate!

1:09:36
Right.
New motion?

1:09:37
Completely new motion.
Uh, that, uh,

1:09:40
that there be
immediate action

1:09:42
Once the vote has been taken.
Obviously once the vote's been taken.

1:09:45
You can't act on a resolution
till you've voted on it.
Reg, let's go now, please!

1:09:49
Right! ln the light of fresh
information from Sibling Judith.
Not so fast, Reg.

1:09:54
Reg, for God's sake!
It's perfectly simple.

1:09:57
All you've got to do
is to go out of that door now...


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