Life of Brian
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1:15:01
not as nasty as something
I just thought up, sir.

1:15:05
Yeah. Now, crucifixion?
ls there someone I can speak to?

1:15:08
Well
I know where to get it, if you want it.

1:15:12
What?
DDon't worry about hihim, sir.

1:15:14
HHe's de He's de
He's dedede

1:15:18
He's deaf and mad, sir.
Well, how did he get the job?

1:15:23
BBloody Pilate's pet, sir.
1:15:26
Get a move on, Big Nose. There's people
waitin' to be crucified out here.

1:15:29
Could I see a lawyer or someone?
1:15:31
Um, do, do you have a lawyer?
No, but I'm a Roman.

1:15:34
How about a retrial?
We got plenty of time.

1:15:37
Shut up, you!
Miserable Romans. No sense of humor.

1:15:40
I'm sorry. Bit of a hurry.
1:15:42
Can you go straight out?
Line on the left, one cross each. Now

1:15:55
Was it something I said?
1:15:57
Silence!
1:16:03
This man commands
a "cwack" legion!

1:16:11
He "wanks" as high
as any in "Wome".

1:16:17
Crucifixion party.
1:16:22
Morning. Now, we will be on
a show as we go through the town,

1:16:26
so let's not
let the side down.

1:16:28
Keep in a straight line, three lengths
between you and the man in front...

1:16:31
and a good, steady pace.
1:16:33
Crosses over
your left shoulders,

1:16:35
and if you keep your backs
hard up against the cross beam,

1:16:38
you'll be there in no time.
1:16:40
All right, centurion.
1:16:42
Crucifixion party
Wait for it!

1:16:46
Crucifixion party,
by the left, forward!

1:16:56
You lucky bastards!
1:16:59
You lucky, jammy bastards!

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