1:16:03
This man commands
a "cwack" legion!
1:16:11
He "wanks" as high
as any in "Wome".
1:16:17
Crucifixion party.
1:16:22
Morning. Now, we will be on
a show as we go through the town,
1:16:26
so let's not
let the side down.
1:16:28
Keep in a straight line, three lengths
between you and the man in front...
1:16:31
and a good, steady pace.
1:16:33
Crosses over
your left shoulders,
1:16:35
and if you keep your backs
hard up against the cross beam,
1:16:38
you'll be there in no time.
1:16:40
All right, centurion.
1:16:42
Crucifixion party
Wait for it!
1:16:46
Crucifixion party,
by the left, forward!
1:16:56
You lucky bastards!
1:16:59
You lucky, jammy bastards!
1:17:11
Let me shoulder
your burden, brother.
1:17:13
Oh, thank you.
1:17:17
HHey! Hey!
Hey, what do you think you're doing?
1:17:20
Uh, it's not my cross.
Shut up and get on with it!
1:17:25
He had you there, mate, didn't he?
That'll teach you a lesson.
1:17:30
All right.
1:17:33
I'm gonna give you
one more chance.
1:17:35
This time I want to hear
no "Weubens",
1:17:38
no "Weginalds",
1:17:41
no "Wudolph
the Wednosed Weindeers".
1:17:44
No Spencer Tracys!
Or we shall release no one!
1:17:48
Release Brian!
Oh, yeah. That's a good one.
1:17:51
"Welease" "Bwian"!
"Welease" "Bwian"!
1:17:56
"Vewy" well. That's it.
1:17:59
Sir, we, uh, we have got a Brian, sir.
What?