:27:23
Are you all right, master?
:27:26
No, I'm not all right.
:27:29
What was that maniac drinking?
:27:32
Tastes like the Volga river at low tide.
:27:36
Let me help you out, master.
You'll be all right in a moment.
:27:40
No, Renfield, I'm finished. I'm through.
:27:44
I couldn't even scare
a field mouse at 20 meters.
:27:47
In a city where...
:27:49
taxicab drivers live in little cages,
who's afraid of a bat anymore?
:27:53
Here, let me help you.
:27:55
I'm not even a bat. I'm a black chicken.
:27:58
I'm a yenta with skinny legs.
:28:01
Take your hands off me, you myopic dwarf.
:28:06
Renfield, I am finished.
:28:08
Over, I'm a has-been. O-V-E-R.
:28:11
But master, you are Dracula, son of Dracul.
:28:13
You've been the reigning
Prince of Darkness...
:28:15
for over 700 glorious years.
:28:18
700 lonely years, Renfield.
:28:22
Lonely, master?
:28:26
But I thought you were happy living...
:28:28
I mean, dying...
:28:30
I mean, existing all those years.
:28:32
I thought you were having fun.
:28:35
Fun?
:28:36
How would you like to go around...
:28:38
dressed like a headwaiter
for the last 700 years.
:28:42
Just once, I'd like to go to dinner...
:28:44
dressed in a turtleneck and a sports jacket.
:28:48
Happy?
:28:50
How would you like to dine on nothing
but a warm liquid protein diet...
:28:54
while all around you, people are eating...
:28:56
lamb chops...
:28:58
potato chips...