:28:01
Take your hands off me, you myopic dwarf.
:28:06
Renfield, I am finished.
:28:08
Over, I'm a has-been. O-V-E-R.
:28:11
But master, you are Dracula, son of Dracul.
:28:13
You've been the reigning
Prince of Darkness...
:28:15
for over 700 glorious years.
:28:18
700 lonely years, Renfield.
:28:22
Lonely, master?
:28:26
But I thought you were happy living...
:28:28
I mean, dying...
:28:30
I mean, existing all those years.
:28:32
I thought you were having fun.
:28:35
Fun?
:28:36
How would you like to go around...
:28:38
dressed like a headwaiter
for the last 700 years.
:28:42
Just once, I'd like to go to dinner...
:28:44
dressed in a turtleneck and a sports jacket.
:28:48
Happy?
:28:50
How would you like to dine on nothing
but a warm liquid protein diet...
:28:54
while all around you, people are eating...
:28:56
lamb chops...
:28:58
potato chips...
:29:00
Mallomars.
:29:02
Chivas Regal on the rocks with a twist.
:29:07
How would you like
to not have Christmas presents.
:29:11
Easter egg hunts.
:29:13
Garlic toast.
:29:16
No, Renfield...
:29:17
help me back in the coffin.
I'm not going out tonight...
:29:20
- or any other night.
- Yes, you are.
:29:22
- No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.
:29:24
Oh, yes, I am what, you idiot?
:29:26
Going out tonight, master.
:29:32
What is that? Another little bug?
:29:34
This is where she is tonight.
:29:36
This is where she is every night.
:29:40
You got this from the head
of the modeling agency, didn't you?
:29:45
I got this from her secretary, when
I showed up at noon with my lunch pail.
:29:52
Another snake, Renfield?
:29:53
No, master.
:29:54
A scorpion, perhaps?
:29:56
No, better, master.
:29:58
What could be better
than a scorpion, Renfield?